✦ PREORDERS OPEN · FOUNDING DROP · ONLY 10 SPOTS · SHIPS IN 7–10 BUSINESS DAYS ✦
⚡ Curated for neurospicy brains

Your brain called.
It wants a little treat.

Mystery scoops filled with useful tools, satisfying sensory finds, and tiny sparks of joy — curated for neurospicy grown-ups.

Reserve a Founding spot
Only 10 Founding Drop spots, ever — curated after you order

Made for brains that run 32 tabs at once

Not another children's fidget box.

📝 Stationery you'll actually use
🌀 Sensory & fidget finds
✅ Executive-function tools
🗂️ Organization essentials
💛 Accessories & charms
🎁 Mystery capsules to open

Pick your dopamine level

Choose your size, then pick your vibe and spice level at checkout.

You're reserving a spot in our Founding Drop — the first 10 scoops ever made. Each one is hand-curated and shipped within 7–10 business days of ordering. Once these 10 are gone, this exact drop is retired for good.

Mini Scoop

$17.99
4–6 surprises

A tiny treat for a loud-brain day.

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Original Scoop

$29.99
8–12 surprises

The just-right mix of useful + delightful.

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Big Scoop

$39.99
12–16 surprises

More tools, more texture, more dopamine.

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Dopamine Jackpot

$59.99
16+ surprises

Our biggest drop — with a premium find guaranteed.

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🕐 Only 10 Founding spots total — reserve yours before they're gone
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Choose your sarcasm level

You pick the spice. We curate the dopamine.

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Sweet & Supportive
Kind vibes & gentle encouragement
🌶️🌶️
Mildly Unhinged
A little chaos. A little spice.
🌶️🌶️🌶️
Spicy
More sarcasm. More truth.
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
Extra Spicy
Bold, sarcastic & unfiltered.
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
Unsupervised Neurospicy
Zero filters. Maximum chaos.

Missed this drop?

Founding Drop spots are limited to 10 and won't be repeated. Join the list and we'll email you the second the next drop opens.

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